Mr. President, do you remember when the painter's started painting the wall in Spanish? Yes, yes. We fired them, but, ughm, it turns out that they used up some of the gold paint. So, now, we don't have enough of the special gold paint. Well it turns out that supply of that shade of paint is limited. It is lead paint sir, and we can only source it from China and with the tariffs they won't sell it to us. Don't worry. We do have other colors of paint that we can use temporarily. We have Charcoal, Ash, Navy ... I'm sure that is a typo... Navy gray and Taupe. So, we'll be able to finish even though the gold paint has been used up. The new paint teams started to paint the message, "Trump, greatest president ever, suck it Obama" but they ran out of paint, there was not enough paint for the whole thing. Well the new painter's ran out of paint after painting 'greatest president' *cough* Obama *cough* The rest is painted with primer. 'paint that wa' oh, **** I'll get you some fresh coke.